The UK Guardian is reporting that Hillary Clinton’s new smooth and probably Botoxed or siliconed mug is “radiant” and “glowing,” but to some of us, it’s just frightening. Who is that?
The UK Guardian wrote,
The radiant former First Lady, 72, showed off a wrinkle-free complexion and plumped-up cheeks as she joined her husband Bill behind the scenes of Ain’t Too Proud: The Temptations Musical at The Imperial Theatre.
Sporting a vibrant pink tunic dress with black trousers and a statement gold necklace, Chicago-born Hillary smiled as she chatted and posed with the cast.
The only radiant first lady I know is the current one in the White House, who no one ever talks about. You know, this one:
But since major news won’t report on the actually radiant first lady, we must be subjected to absurd claims that a seventy-two-year-old woman is nice to look at. She isn’t. And it’s decidedly much worse than her previous look. Plastic surgery, if that’s what this is and not some sort of satanic spirit cooking treatment, rarely makes anyone appear younger and instead makes them look like some kind of wax figure that sort of resembles the person who had the procedure.
Whatever this is isn’t helping Hillary look younger. It is, however, making her look even more terrifying than usual and bringing back rumors of a body double.
What I think this is, is further proof that Hillary Clinton is going to run again for president in 2020. The best evidence for that is the new fawning documentary that is—surprise!—all about her.
Are you ready, America? She’s baaaack.
Megan Fox is the author of “Believe Evidence; The Death of Due Process from Salome to #MeToo.” Follow on Twitter @MeganFoxWriter