The NATO cafeteria is full of mean girls, at least according to “Saturday Night Live.”
In the episode’s cold open, Jimmy Fallon, Paul Rudd and James Cordon showed up as Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, French President Emmanuel Macron and British Prime Minister Boris Johnson to sit around with their lunch trays and gossip about President Donald Trump in a send-up to video that came out earlier this week from the NATO summit.
“He’s not good looking like us three,” Cordon’s Johnson said with his hair askew.
But when Alec Baldwin entered in his trademark Trump impression and asked if he could sit with them, the three of them made excuses and suggested he sit with the leader from Latvia at another table.
They then continued to talk about his recent positions on climate change.
“He’s like dumber than Boris,” Fallon’s Trudeau said.
“Yeah, he is,” Cordon’s Johnson said with a laugh. “He is. He’s dumber than me.”
Trump fails at his attempt to try and get an invite to their party and, with a cheeseburger in each hand, still can’t talk his way to the extra seat at the table. Instead, the trio invites a flustered Angela Merkel to sit with them instead.
“Is this happening?” Kate McKinnon’s Merkel asks. “Am I actually about to sit at the cool kids table?”
With a dramatic walk, the German Chancellor joins the three leaders and even gets excited when they tell her President Barack Obama might be there.
With that, they send Trump away with a sign stuck on his back courtesy of Boris that says, “Impeach me!”
And in the end, Melania Trump comes in to turn the event into a PSA.
“So please, European leaders, be best.”